Hot sex is good. Hot coffee is even better. I used to lust over hard pecs and slow kisses. Three kids and two thousand sleepless nights later, here are a few of the things I’ve found myself fantasizing about: 1. Scotch tape Just one roll that is mine all mine, that...
Why I Want A Wife
Jul 30, 2016
My son’s friend has two moms. They share the house chores and also share a business, so over the years have taken turns being the working mom or the one who stays at home. To me, their setup sounded better than being married to a doctor who does Botox. And it made me...
Running Away Money
Mar 2, 2014
Always have some running away money.This was the slice of optimistic advice I got from my Aunt right before I got married. A mother of four, she’d been married for two decades to a guy she caught making out with her babysitter. In her car. While she was out working to...
Chocolate Covered Oreos. A Cheap, Easy Way to Say I Love You.
Feb 8, 2014
A Valentine's Treat for the Baking Inept Nothing says, “I love you” like chocolate. Nothing says, “I love myself” like a crowd-pleasing confection even the baking inept can bang out in ten minutes with stuff you have in the house. I needed to send in a treat for my...
I’m A Moron. And an Oxymoron.
Jan 30, 2014
Welcome to my blog. I grew up under the shadow of a little old revolution some of you may recall as the Women's Liberation Movement. Which no doubt explained my boyish, cropped Dorothy Hamill haircut and the fact that I gladly let my brothers burn my Barbie Dolls to a...
Extreme Make-over: Little Homewreckers Edition.
Feb 27, 2013
Sprucing up our home in the aftermath of toddlers We’ve been in our house 10 years. Seven of them have included kids. Needless to say, the place has been looking quite lived in. Thanks to our three little bears, my Honey Do List reads like an insurance claim for...